OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

Who is that in the picture? Haha.

huh????......what's wrong with flobots? >:

you waste all of your time coming onto newgrounds trying to annoy us in immature ways like this. i think you fit perfectly under what your trying to label us as

P.S. the kitty krew is dead just close this account and end your miserable pointless life. and try to leave your house for once and find some friends who don't wear skin tight jeans and cut them selves, it also might help if you stop doing that to.

When i see photographic proof, i'll believe that you aren't one of us..

Wow I am like every single one of those.. but you forgot Narutard. I am a definite Narutard, I vote 5 on any Naruto movie I see.

Anyway good job summarizing me, I feel like you've known me all along.

I think its goood to be a 13 year old virgin u man whore

only 1 and 11 apply to me :D

although if you reeeealy try you can say more about me.

I CAN'T DANCE AND I'M A VIRGIN

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

D:

Add hypocrisy to the list. I know I suffer from it :D

it was pretty accurate up until #2

take me now! o wait..

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualE n counters

Something is wrong when some people are dividing by zero.

lol, girls can't have all of those, for example 6.

But this is hilarious, good job :-)

Do you have to have ALL of those to be a virgin?

Cause I'm pretty sure I put my penis in a girls vagina before. =]

points that apply to me. 1.... and 11.

Well I don't have anysuggestions to add to the list, maybe you should make an anti virgin list. eg. "learn to dance, good personal hygene, dont talk about geek things infront of REAL people, etc."

Also buy a Metal gear awsome shirt, those things are garanteed to getyou laid. (lolwut)

did u finally figure out how to take pictures of urself with a webcam

I have a suggestion to add to the list.

13. If you feel the need to make a post on Newgrounds listing the reasons every single Newgrounds user (excluding yourself, of course) is a virgin.

That's tough, but why didn't you answer to what Roaltyx, killer7r and parttimeninjainc wrote? Was it too much?

Right, add 69. When you register in a website where supposably only losers hang out just so you can think you're better than all. This is a place for Flash movies, not coolness, or smartness (you're an example), so make a movie instead and beat those "losers"? Cause everyone can talk, like you do. That's easy and means nothing really.

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualE n counters= 3

it works ! (y)

Age/Gender: 80, Female
Location: GUTROT

I SUCK DICK N***A

you... you a re sick.

I come here cuz I make flash. And I like watching others. I like commenting, voting on others.
Newgrounds is for flash and things around it.
Why did you make this pointless post?

Well I don't know, a lot of the people on Newgrounds DO say that they have had sex and do it all the time. Heck look at some of these comments, they are saying that you are wrong!.
Saying they are not virgins on the internet is obviously true, why would anybody lie here?.

Wow the kid on the picture is a sexy beast....lool

Not one word needs ot be said about how pathetic it is to post shit like this. There are the pot head cartoonist beginning their life in the world of insanity(ME), and then there are the ones who go all out because they have no life, then there are the ones who had an epic failure in life and decide to make a list of why they(YOU) are a virghin. The only one that applies to me is the fact that (actually i dont browse newgrounds)i use it to learn flash and hopefully get beter with each attempt.

It's you on the picture isn't it..

Don't feel bad it'll turn out allright... I hope

Wait who am I kidding

I'm married...

you are so mean :(
waaa

Everyone who argues or says this is gay proves they're on the list.

OMG but im not like that!!!

um, noting the fact that this whole post is a complete spam and utterly pointless, the equation at the end is nonsensical. Just for arguements sake, lets take it and plug in the numbers of a person whose really a virgin...so, here's the equation;

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualE n counters

So then, a virgin geek of newgrounds would have numbers something like this;

timespent = 12,000,000
previoussexualencounters = 0

then the equation would come out like this

12,000,000 / 0 = 0 = virginity probability

Which means the only people that would have 0 virginity probability are the people who are really virgins...and all the other people would have a much higher virginity probability, especially those with only a few sexual encounters, such as married folks...which makes your whole equation nonsensical, or backwards...really.

To me, this means the only faggot, virgin, geek who doesn't shower everyday and doesn't wear deordorant would be...you, heh. Congrats on exposing yourself, admission is the first step to solving your own problems.

For the record, I'm bored, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this at all.

On a lighter note, I just realized what that picture is...its a cat, taking a shit in a toilet...thats hilarious, heh.

Dont use a picture of me! :O

Dude your a fucking level 18 newgrounder you obviously spend to much time on this shit
p.s. smoke more ganja

what the **** is wrong with being a virgin you got me ****** off for making fun of people and i think its a load of ****

thats it im gonna just arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr

hell i dont know if its possible but i geuss you could call me a nerd,sort of a secret nerd people think im one of those gansta n***as,but really i like games an all that shit,not that i try to hide it but they just dont pay attention.

no wonder your called cherries mr. proactive. :D

anyone that wants some can get it

You spend more time on newgrounds then I do buddy.
The fact you go on about how you lost your virginity makes me think your a virgin.
Sex is good but it's not life changing.

Let me guess - you recently lost your virginity and now feel above everybody else.

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They saw him trollin'...

They hatin'...

"um, noting the fact that this whole post is a complete spam and utterly pointless, the equation at the end is nonsensical. Just for arguements sake, lets take it and plug in the numbers of a person whose really a virgin...so, here's the equation;

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualE n counters

So then, a virgin geek of newgrounds would have numbers something like this;

timespent = 12,000,000
previoussexualencounters = 0

then the equation would come out like this

12,000,000 / 0 = 0 = virginity probability

Which means the only people that would have 0 virginity probability are the people who are really virgins...and all the other people would have a much higher virginity probability, especially those with only a few sexual encounters, such as married folks...which makes your whole equation nonsensical, or backwards...really.

To me, this means the only faggot, virgin, geek who doesn't shower everyday and doesn't wear deordorant would be...you, heh. Congrats on exposing yourself, admission is the first step to solving your own problems.

For the record, I'm bored, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this at all."

Oct. 12, 2008 | 1:30 PM cherries responds:

"Hey retard you can't divide by zero. Another prime example of newground stupidity."

I just wanted to say, you owned that guy. Ha.

I still think you're a loser though.

Provide validity of these points and how you don't apply to them
or go fuck yourself.

Also you equation makes no sense:

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds / PreviousSexualEncounters

So if someone were to have no sexual encounters then:

0= 1000(example) / 0

If you divide something by zero it equals zero dumbass, go learn some maths.
So having 0 probablity of virginity means they have had sex....
You suck young sir.

i think Maddox wants his gimmick back. VOTE ZERO.

you seem to talk like your very smart but i beg to differ a smart person would not post something like this, a smart person would not have a picture of a cat pooping and a smart person would not say he's straight but on his page saying i suck dick
so all of this means
1. you are a faggot in denial
2. you are a racist skinhead
3. you are immature
4.if you did lose your virginity it would be to your cousin or mom
5.you are going to hell and if your an atheist when you become a tree you will be made into paper and have the bible printed on you
6.and you will be attacked by a psychopath who will tear your 3 inch dick off but wont kill you and you live the rest of your life as a freak
I want you to reply please because i want to see your pathetic comeback

and since your such an asshole shouldn't your aura be dark

well im 15,i usually talk about my school work(but i do have 10-15 things to talk about in just one day and "There goes the crash point"basicly alot of that stuff is true to thouasnads of people...AND I THINK THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!AAAHAHAHAAA!i actually never met some random kid where i live that is like that through out those things you said,i'd like to meet one and make him shrivel in shame! XD,oh,oh!put
13:your an obidieant faggot who masturbates to tranny porn all day and never washed your penis ever sense and it smells like cheese EEVVEERRYY DDAAYY!! XDDD

hey toocoo4egg douche,leave the immatured guy alone,maybe he wants to make a few f**king laughs,whos immature,thats right,YOU ARE,bye the way,if your sooo mature,your skinny dick sucking ASS would'nt be on newgrounds!i adivse you to shut your 1-1/2 dick face up,before your the one who will get your ass hated on newgrounds
1:you don't know if this ghuy has many authors that can ban you from many stuff
2:your power is as week as many other faggy morons like yourself on NG
3:shut your hole and quit using your dick as a brain and use the one in ytour fucking head

is your life depressing or is it just your won't get laid!

I'm 14 and a virgin, strange....? i don't think so.
you're probably just so frustrated that you're gay yourselve that you have to take it out on people you don't know.

One thing I've learned from the internet: All chicks are dudes.

That picture is probably you.

Nice glasses.

Lets see, Only 5 out of 12 of those thing apply to me. I guess I'm a Semi guy thingy. Lol

Yeah. Right. That pic is of you. And why does your profile say your an 80 year old man? Your screen name for aim is "eat shit and die faggot" which tells us that your a douche, since you also swear to every single other user on newgrounds. I bet that every single thing here applies to you. 80-year-old pedophile. Another thing: your website MOID has a forum where All user AVATARS ARE FUCKING DANCING BEARS WITH EXPOSED GENITALS. Even more evidence your a perverted 80-year old pedophile. I admit i am a 13 year old virgin, strange huh? your an 80-year-old VIRGIN. And how could this possibly apply to EVERY OTHER USER ON NEWGROUNDS. there are over a million users on newgrounds, and the chances are extremely fucking low for it to apply to all of them. You fail, i say that most facts here are false, save for number 1, and thats not that often either. NONE OF THE OTHER FACTS APPLY TO ME. I AM NOT A MASSIVE FAGGOT OR SELF INFLICTED PAIN ENJOYER.

I have no idea why this could apply to everyone but the egotistical poster, huh? sound strange?

To you sir, i say that no matter what kind of reply you have to me, it will either be untrue if it is bad, or true if it is a complement. I can decide if it is either of those. Therefore, I win.

80-year-old PEDOPHILE.

TROLLIN'

SUCCESS

How dare you dislike Cogs of War 2!

/sarcasm

WOW YOUR LIKE, SO CASH!!

hahahahahahahahahaahhaha

I've been waiting for your biography!

Why didn't you tell me :(

8 out of 12 of those were true for me

FUCK

Saying things are overrated make you cool

VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualE n counters

Assuming that time spent on newgrounds is 0 and previous sexual encounters is 27, the probability of being a virgin is SYNTAX ERROR.

I smell an error in reasoning.

Everything thing was true aside from the music, teeth brushing and fatness.

I'm a virgin.

All people who have commented here before me are stupid.

0 / # = 0
# / 0 = Infinity

So the formula makes sense. kthxbai

HA HA IM ONLY 4TH A NERD!!!! >:D

Im going to explain everything that you have commented on those that browse newgrounds.

1) We would not have a newgrounds account if we didnt browse newgrounds, obviously. In addition, there isnt anything negative about browsing newgrounds anyways.
2) "you're all fat pig-disgusting slobs", can be disproved in a million ways. For one, my BMI alone is way below obese, and im on newgrounds, so there is disproof instantly. Second, you have no information at all to prove even one segment of that, so your wrong even further.
3) Again, nothing to prove it.
4) Once again, nothing to prove it.
5) Even another time, absolutely not a single thing to prove it.
6) Do I need to say it? Well, maybe not for the average working mind, but obviously I must for you, considering all that you have said so far. Nothing to prove it. (dont forget that it only takes one female to completely destroy this factor anyways.)
7) Still, nothing.
8) For one, the trait of being interesting is an opinion, not a fact. Everyone is special because no two people on the planet are 100% alike. And finnaly, if you havent guessed it before, nothing to prove that last part either.
9) "No taste in music" is 100% opinion, because every individual has they're own individual tastes in music. Also, the bands you named are popular by millions, including those who do NOT even know about newgrounds at all, therefor you just added that to make it seem like you may be right, even though you are completely not. (Also, if everyone likes those bands except you, your the one with bad taste, not us.)
10) Thats an opinion.
11) Anyone can dance, but the factor is if they can dance well or not, which is an opinion.
12) Those are popular conversations by anyone who is familiar with electronics, this includes average, working, tax-paying adults, not teen nerds like in your vision, besides, you have no proof anyways, same with every other topic.

I have also noticed that i am now prone to your four other statements, that involve anyone who tries to disprove your 12 "facts". I will disprove every one of those as well.

A) I am straight, and you have nothing to prove otherwise.
B) I couldnt respond if I was'nt a newgrounder in the first place, so downright stupid that you even consider that worthy of saying.
C) Not a masochist, and you have nothing to prove otherwise.
D) Im 15, so its actually a good thing that im a virgin, and not a fool that ends up with a baby to take care of and feed before they even have a job.

In addition, that is the picture of one person, every person in the world is physically different in some way (excluding twins), so your wrong, but its not any less idiotic than anything else you have stated so far.

I normally dont spend this much time ranting about someone who isnt worth my time, but when I saw your review, I knew I had to check it out. I was right, your simply a cruel person. Yes, take it personally. It is said that a persons personality online is they're true self, because they can be whatever they want, sence none of us truly know eachother. Well, looks like your just another fiend that plagues this beatiful planet. You can delete this message, or ban me for all I care, but these last words will scar your soul for eternity, whether you remember them or not.

You are one of many, you are a demon that plagues the planet that god has put before us. You are not worthy of the air you breathe, the food you eat, the ground you walk upon, or the life you live. Unless you change, god will have forsaken you, and you shall burn in hell where you belong, with all the others that are like you.

This is not a childish little game you play on the computer anymore. This is your everything, you can ignore this message, but its scar will stay with YOU, this curse knows who YOU are, and, again, unless YOU change, the consequences will be infinite.

If you have read any part of this message, know that it is your destiny to acknowledge it, that you are obliged to follow it, and that if you do not take this chance to save yourself, there will never be another chance again. You have been warned, but only once.

So do you really take it seriously? The universe will know for certain, but I just want to know for myself.Remember that nomader how far you go down the wrong path, you can always turn right back, and if your serious about this, Im proud to say that you are doing the right thing. Good job, I am as suprised as I am pleased.

I'm laughing because only a massive prick of a loser would even think about doing something so lulz-worthy.

Congratulations, good sir for making yourself look lke an idiot.

WOOHOO

My suggestion is to add the exclusion of me as well.

Also junipe is a faggot

Brandon, my good friend I took the liberty of reading through every response on this page (further proving reason to add me as an exclusion since this clearly proves I am not a virgin), in addition to constructing this comment in proper grammar. Furthermore I took the liberty of creating a running list for my feelings on every single person I have something to say about.

NhollowWearthO is an "edgy" faggot
KoLdBLooD is annoying
Sektor-Z needs to not make a follow up post 5 minutes after his first because he had time to think
JPGarcia is annoying and also a faggot
EoD696 is a fucking flamer who wastes his time over-analyzing formulas and, after writing paragraphs about how smart he is, is quickly shunned
Outspoken666 and Postcount are total bitches for thinking your bragging about not being a virgin because, I am pretty sure there is no point on your post that you say you are not a virgin.

>SIDE NOTE = Only mexican pussies like "toocoo4ggg" pay attention to aura color let alone ask someone to make a comeback. Faggot.<

Whitefire240 also made me Lawl
eVo121 writes too much cuz hes a pussyfaggotblumpkinlover

I hate you so fuckig much, I really do, for posting the CP on Youtube thread.

You have fucking acne, nerd.

Oh my god, my eyes have opened to the truth.

This post has also shown that we can't do math.

I hope you get banned, its stupid trolls like you who make this site look bad.

That picture is probably of you, have fun trying to get laid moron.

and let me guess, you're God's gift to women?

i hate you you make guitar vs piano v.1 look good you slut

LAWL You're on newgrounds, see the paradox?

Question about 7. Do you have to watch Family Guy 24/7 to have social skills?

Thank you for posting this.

9 IS A FUCKING LIE!

Yeah, ey...

and who is lvl 18 on newsgrounds? I think you spend to much time on Newsgrounds XD, dont on the things you love

lmao call me a virgin and have a bunkbed futon.

lol iam not a newground i come on here see if anything this place has is worth clicking on which is dwindling these days, alot

i come to see if any FLASH AUTHOR has posted anything.

you are not a flash author. nor am i. i refuse to download flash because i cant draw. so i dont submit complete SHIT to newgrounds. like your gay ass former pussy krew.

you cant flood flash anymore so you flood the author news posts, and you call us, virgins.

GTFO

You're an idiot! Your "virginity formula" doesn't work. A person is either a virgin or not, no gray area on that one, and if they're a virgin then they're previous sexual encounters would be 0, and you cannot divide by zero. So their # of previous sexual encounters would have to be a number other than 0, but if it's not zero, then they're obviously not a virgin. Dumbass!

Who wears shades at the computer!? XD

i think im gonna kill myself D:
why did u do this ti me? D:

It's kind of sad that you would sit here, on newgrounds and complain about newgrounds, what a waste of time, why don't you go out and do something better with your life, and simply saying any of this makes you even worse than everyone else, I mean seriously, I have yet to see anyone else complaining about newgrounds in this way, and claiming themselves top of the pack, you are a sad little kid, I'm sorry

why does this exclude you? doesnt that mean that the abcd apply to you then?

This is so scary... You describe me perfectly :(

Except for my penis. It's huge, you fuck :P

So..... How many times were you dropped on the head?

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Do you know about Encyclopedia Dramatica?

13. You wait anxiously every day to deposit 10 imaginary experience points that equal to no real life merit.

well...the dancing part is true I think.
and the browsing newgrounds but I don't go on this site much anymore.
Plus, all of the above shit applies to you most likely. Look at all ur newgrounds stats and forum posts...plus you say BBS instead of forums which means ur a big fat forum nerd.